Episode Transcript Welcome. International Feel one zero one point five UMFM. Umfm.com and internationalfeel.org. Thanks for joining us. Yeah. Or if you if you're in the barbershop with us Yeah. Yeah. We're we're live on location in our favorite barbershop, getting some fresh cuts. Yeah. Because why not? Why not? Yeah. Right? Getting ready for our summer do. Mhmm. Yeah. Our new our new selves. Yeah. Our new almost a it's an almost a new season, so we're trying to get nice and fresh, freshened up. You know, I've been growing this beard since since last year, so it's nice to get this kinda trimmed, get it, you know, out of my Shape. Yeah. Get it get it out of the way of my feet when I'm walking. Yeah. Because it's it's getting pretty long. And you you you guys are getting some new some some totally radically redefining haircuts, it looks Yeah. They it's a it sounds like they're taking it off, but they're actually kinda adding it into my hair. It's a bit of an extension kind of thing. I'm just gonna go and blindfold it and wait for the big reveal. Oh. Oh, yeah? Okay. So you you gave your barber a I trust total them, like, 100%. That that's something I do. Yeah. Because, like, I I also don't really go to the same barber twice. Yeah. You gotta let the artist cook. Yeah. Yeah. That's right. They know best. Right? I yeah. I usually grow my hair out a fair bit and then just like let them just like cut what feels right. Yeah. Any color, any shape, any side. Let's go. So you so I I see that you're kinda getting looks like they're doing about It's it's pretty Yeah. Simpsons esque? Yeah. Sure. Okay. So cartoonish. It's all over. It's very Do you do you ever see, you know, the red hot chili peppers we Let us know. Since we, I think, like, corresponded me while we're we're bidding down in the bar chart. Can I ask, what are some trends in hair cutting these days? You'll be seen on the dance floor. Yeah. Well, know, lot of these kids these days are, you know, time times are tough and not every haircut. It's affordable. So, they're going back with the bowl. Oh, okay. They're bringing back the bowl, which, for any millennial or older, know, that was just what a haircut was from your parents. From my grade kindergarten to grade three. I think you got to choose which bowl, like how big your bowl would be. Right? Yeah. Yeah. And so, you know Number five in a single Salad bowl. The Salad bowl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's Okay. Bowl cuts. Bowl cuts and Is the is the broccoli thing still a thing? Is that I'm end up with you. Yeah. I'm eating my ass. No. But you got night eyebrow now. Really You're gonna start and don't stop. You want a bit more definition. Yeah. If you can be shaved yeah. Not a flat face with hair. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a it's like a mix of yeah. It's a mix of facial hair and taupe hair. Floating eyebrows. Yeah. You know, I start shaving my ear into, like, an animal. Yeah. It's a great race. It's probably good because we came to the barbershop and our hair was kind of growing together. We were we were kind of attached by our face. It's starting to fuse. Not yet. Not yet. No. We're can use different life once again. Yeah. Is he putting a line in here? Looks pretty nice. Yeah. Is that for, like, maybe for I think so. It's respectful. Yeah. I think it's better than handshake. Yeah. If you don't mind, I'll hold out your passport for a bit now. Yeah. Alright. International Feel, we're here getting haircuts. We're doing it live like we do every Wednesday, nine to ten. Stay tuned for the big reveal. Yeah. Big reveal. We're gonna we'll we'll see. Will May's haircut be pleasing? Will he be upset? Pleasing to the eye. You'll have to see. I'll have to find it. And hear what happens. Yeah. Well, I guess we'll play some more music and keep the haircut coming. Snip snip. Yep. Let's get to it. And you're listening to International On 11.5 UMFM. 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People have been calling in, left right vendor. They're asking Yeah. What does Maeve's haircut look like? It was kind of a He left it up to chance. Well barber's choice. I said, mirrors pointed in his direction. The hints were I'd laugh through it and cartoonish and something to do with fishing. Yeah. And it ended up I have a fish tank on my head. You have a fish tank on your head, but it's also kind of like a bride of Frankenstein straight up Straight up. Like a lightning bolt through it. It's very tall. Leading to a fish tank. Yeah. Yeah. Three-dimensional. Lightning bolt's kinda like carved out of hair, like a relief. It's sculpture. It's fish. I have fish in my hair. Yeah. Living fish. Yeah. You have a salt water tank. Yeah. So How have how is that heavy balance on your It's extremely heavy and what I've realized is I can't really reach the tank, the top of the tank. You defeat the fish? We would defeat the fish with I might need help or We got that selfie stick. Yeah. Keep taking pictures of yourself. Little An arm extender, maybe a go go gadget arm. Yeah. You're gonna have to get one of those those arms. Yeah. Just a few fish, but I will try keep these fish alive, I promise. You you promise. That's what you promised to the barber. Yeah. This feels like Pimp My Ride where they just left you with a Yeah. How you deal with this? A problem. Yeah. Just like a nice car. Yeah. Those fish are like $1,500 a week to maintain. Yeah. We said the haircuts were expensive. I didn't realize I was paying for fish. Yeah. Oh, they're they're exotic tropical fish that you have to maintain and take care of. Yeah. You have to put them in daycare and stuff like that. Yeah. So yeah. That's And then when when they become teenagers, they are gonna get driver's licenses. You're gonna have to send them to college. What? You gotta have a life plan. Didn't buy the that far ahead. But nobody does. They get the No. Never say that kind of the fish tank haircut. So your whole life is both changed after that that facial haircut. One haircut can change a lot? Yeah. You think you just Living no care, no worries, and Yeah. Yeah. Sleep standing up now? No. There. Fish head. You're you're a fish follow-up, though. You're fish a Fish follow-up. Fish hanger. And and, yeah, I'm pretty happy with this wool man thing. Yeah. It's kind of a You moved your hair from the top of your head. Kinda down to your face. Yeah. You made it kinda distributed. Yeah. Yeah. It's nice thing. I just got a little off the top. Yeah. Yours is Good job interviewer. Coming up. You look very professional. Thank you. I mean, I do have a job interview tomorrow. Yeah. When you're with your suit with the sleeve drop off? Yeah. Look like ready to take a new passport picture. Yeah. Am though. The year's expired, is that why you gave away? That's why, yeah. So I'm collecting the alcohol in New York. I kinda look like this guy now. Use his passport. Yeah. Yeah. I can borrow the passwords. Passport is passport. Passport passport. Yeah. That's my scam today. It's a good news. Yeah. Good we we came out with some good haircuts. We came out with some memories. Some had some laughs. Thanks for for joining us and for sticking with us along. I know with us. Well, the dude's got some news. Yeah. So hopefully hopefully you're happy with your haircut out there. You decided to with Fresh Cut. Yeah. Got cut along. Maybe. Yeah. It was once. Yeah. You're cut along with the guys. International Feel. You chose to do that. I hope you're happy with your voice. And, you know, if not, it'll grow back. So you know, have a wave of fear. Mhmm. That's a lot. The end of the line underwear. Yeah. Or in my case, if this is just permanent now. Permanent wool. Oh. Is that maybe temporary? And then it's been lasered into your face. Well, I hope you're I got some lasers in my eye too. Can you is my eyeball are my eyeballs tearing? It's kinda growing thick layer of fur on your eyeball. I don't wanna do that. It's growing fast too, like I can see it in real time. Yeah. Yeah. I can hear if it's Can you braid it and get it out the way? Yeah. I'll try. I'll try. Maybe while this last one's playing, I'll braid your eyeball there. Like I said, it's International Feel. Thanks for spending some time with us. It's been a blast. Hope you What's happening with the Spanish tank? Oh, yeah. Cool. You you got you finally got the I thought it was like a water bong or something. Guess you got you got the filter going. Got the filter going. Nice. Nice. Yeah. Making sure. Auxiliary instruments. Well, they they just keep handing them to me. So now get a backpack. Install them somehow. Yeah. I'm figuring it out. Yeah. Yeah. This is Now we're in Funko. Well, those those fish are getting big. They're growing really fast, but Are you gonna have to get a bigger tank? Yeah. It's like a fish farm. I don't know my neck can hold another tank, but we'll try. We'll get to it. Okay. Maybe next week, you know, tune in and we'll figure out how I don't know if could take this shit here. Two is a little too big Yeah. Of a fish. Yeah. Well You'll need a bigger tank. Yeah. You're gonna you're gonna need a big boat. You'll figure it out. Well, I guess we can play some maybe like maybe one song where we get out of here and figure out what to do. Makes this My whole life has changed. The it's just that fish is expanding can't be good for your neck. It's not just any No. Fish. Pretty crazy. See your neck buckling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's draining. Feel like one fish is eating all that fish. I I I think it is. It's eating all the hair. That's making up fish. It's hard to see. Can't really look up, but luckily there's maze around here. Big dog fish. Yeah. It's a big dog fish. Yeah. Okay. We'll get you next week. We'll get you next In the fish, say goodbye. Is it does this speak?
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