Episode Transcript
Hey, friends and acquaintances. It's International Feel. On 1 0 1.5 UMFM, umfm dot com, or internationalfield dot org. Yep. Check those out. Check those out. Thanks for joining us. Thanks for tuning in. It is summertime. It's hot. Yeah. We're we're we've entered the brain melting days of summer. Yeah. It feels like. Yeah. It's the the kind of, like, heat distortion is is hard to just kind of separate from reality now. It's just everything is just distorted and kind of sweltering. Yeah. There's a there's a visible haze in the atmosphere. Things are not as what they appear, as what they seem to be. There's visual distortions. There's full on hallucinations. Everyone's We're getting a little loopy. Yeah. Are everyone yeah. Things are just things are crazy. So this episode, we are proud to say tonight comes in 4 exciting flavors. What do we got here? We've got lemon lima bean. We've got what else we got? Electric vinegar. Oh, electric vinegar. That's that's 1 of my favorites, actually. I like it. Yeah. And 2 more. There's like a maybe a like a root beer or something. A cheese and bean curd. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a cheese curd bean curd. It's 1 of the more savory flavors. So, yeah, if you're listening tonight, please enjoy 1 of these exciting flavors. Limited time. Limited time only. Well, it's till the end of the episode. Yeah. And we're we're live till 10, so get it while you can. The products have a bit of a shelf life as well. So Oh, yeah. Past past an hour We can't serve it after the show. We yeah. We can't. It it actually degrades into nuclear fallout. Yeah. Like it's weird, like, gray ash Yeah. That starts to just kind of, like, accumulate. Yeah. And and grow itself Yeah. In an alarming manner. Yeah. So check those out. So you better eat it. Act fast. International Feel. Yeah. There's 1 1 way we're trying to keep cool. Yeah. The the exclusive flavors. Flavors for what? I don't know. Audio for the yeah. For the episode. Yeah. Way we're keeping cool, tonight, I thought it would be fun. I kind of built this myself. We're gonna have a radio dunk tank. How does that sound? Right. Okay. So so if you call us on the dunk tank line, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6, your call will trigger the mechanism of the dunk tank and send us we're sitting on just a teetering seat. Yeah. So and our phone line is connected to the seat. So call us 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6 and get us in the dunk tank. Yeah. It's Keep us cool. The trapdoor mechanism, it's released Yeah. When the the lines open. Yeah. So That that number again, 2 0 4 2 6 9 86 3 6. I wanna say it's 2 6 9 dunk. But We haven't established that by yet. It's not. It's 2 6 9 8 6 3 6 Yeah. UMFM is what those 4 digits are. Coming soon though. The dunk line. The dunk line. Oh. 0, we're lightening up. Oh, 0, no. Oh. It's kinda oh, we're good. Stop. Oh, okay. Well, it works. Yeah, I think I might just do the rest of the show from the pool here. You're not gonna climb out? It's hot. It's hot. It's hot outside, but it's it's hotter in this filing cabinet studio Yeah. Environment. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna climb out, towel off, and grab 1 of those flavors. Can I get you a flavor? Yeah. Give me the cheese curd bean curd. The double curd? Yeah. The double curd. Alright. Let me grab you 1 of those. It's surprisingly refreshing. It's light. It's a it's a light cheese and a light You wouldn't think. Yeah. You you wouldn't think, but it's it's the lighter flavor of the the munch. Very mild. Yeah. Yeah. So if you like curds, grab that flavor of this episode, Limited edition, of course. Yeah. I don't know what else to say. I just thought having a radio dunk tank for the episode would be pretty pretty fun. Yeah. Oh. Well, it's keeping us cool. Yeah. It's keeping us on our on our toes. On our toes on this teetering plank suspended above a dunk tank. We're trying, folks. Yeah. Whatever to beat the heat. I hope you have some sort of similar kind of Rube Goldberg kind of thing. Yeah. Maybe not quite so interactive. Maybe it's more interactive. Yeah. Let us know. Don't take my intro part 2 6 9 8 6 3 dunk and then do tell. And then tell us how you're keeping cool on such a a sweltering summer day. Yeah. Do we need all the tips and tricks we need yet? We need all of the tricks and tips. Yeah. I don't know. It's it's nice nice being in the studio. Nice having the dunk tank. Yeah. The fans are going. That'll, keep keep the air movement. Yeah. That's another tip. That's Our hot tips. Yeah. International Feel hot tips. Keep the fans going. Yeah. Keep the air circulating. Yeah. And if you got a dunk tank Yeah. Try that. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Should we play some more music? Yeah. We should Yeah. Keep this show moving, much like the air in room here. Yeah. We gotta keep it circulating. So, yeah, this is International Feel Summer Edition. We're in the middle of it. The thick of it. The thick of it. The air feels thick, so that sounds appropriate. Yeah. We're here for another 0.5 hour. Call us on the dunk tank line, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. Dunk us. Welcome back. You're listening to International Feel on 101.5 UMFM. Or u m f m dot com or international field dot org. Or maybe you have a website or radio program or some sort of way to get the show out and you wanna syndicate us, let us know. Let us know. Reach out to us. You can call us live. We're here for another few minutes. 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. Please, yeah, we want we want our tentacles to have a further reach. Yeah. Our talents are wasted Yeah. In just the single market here. We also do weddings and bar mitzvahs. Yeah. Or, unfortunately, if the case arises, funerals too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If you need musical ensemble or DJs for We were voted Winnipeg's best absurdist DJ duo at 1 point in time. It was a few years ago. Yeah. Uptown. Amazing. Uptown said. But we've been superseded by another absurdist DJ duo, which I don't wanna name because they're too popular. Yeah. Give them the promotion. Yeah. So 1 time greats, International Feel. We could be great again. We can. We've got we did it once. We can do it again. We can bottle that lightning. Yeah. We should have bottled that lightning so we could unbottle it now. I know. Because we we need that lightning. We need that sweet lightning tonic. Yeah. The snake whale tonic. Yeah. We could sell that. We can sell that. That. We could sell that. Yeah. Thanks for joining us. It's a blisteringly hot summer evening, so we've been urging callers to call us to trigger the radio phone dunk tank, and we've got plenty of calls. Yeah. We're We're thoroughly soaked. Yeah. We we are wet. It's wild. Yeah. So pick up the phone. Yeah. Just 2 dripping dudes waiting to talk to you. Yeah. What what you don't see is this contraption. It is a bit of a Rube Rube Goldberg. It's pretty Rube Goldberg esque. Yeah. It's a it's not that the phone triggers the dunking. No. Not not It drops a baseball into a pitching machine Yeah. Then shoots it at your more traditional dunk tank. Yep. So, yeah, give us a call on the dunk tank line, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. 0, we got someone right here. Yeah. That was refreshing. It never gets old. It never gets old. Thanks. In this heat. Thanks, caller. In this heat, it's much needed. Yeah. So keep us cool. Call us in the booth for another 5 minutes. We got the radio dunk tank going, and we Yeah. We wanna hear from you. Yeah. We got 5 minutes, and then we gotta go back to shoveling coal into the blast furnace. Yeah. Just to keep the weather the way it is. Yeah. It's our fault. Yeah. We're industrious, we need we need it. Yes. Oh, man. Also, yeah, we wanna hear how you're keeping cool in what seems like almost like an apocalyptic heat wave, depending on where you are. I know it's being felt throughout the globe. It's dismal. Yeah. It's dizzying, it's dismal. Hopefully, you're staying cool, but we wanna hear how handling it, so give us a call. 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. I'm not just saying that because I wanna get dunked again. We really wanna know. Yeah. There's we got ice cubes in the dunk tank too, so it's we're on we're on ice. Yeah. And yeah. Nice on ice. If it's nice on ice. And if you if you need some help staying cool, give us a call and maybe we can mail you some ice. If you sell them to us. We'll bottle some of this energy. We're trying to. Yeah. I'm trying to recreate that. Just water from the dung tank. We'll send you some dung tank water if you want. Yeah. I don't know who wants that. All the content creators are doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Think I'm just gonna stay in the dunk tank here. Yeah. It's a a smart move. That's smart. We keep calling, but we'll we'll keep soaking. Yeah. Yeah. Unless the the call the next call triggers a mechanism to lift like a claw machine arm to lift us out of the dunk tank and place us back on the platform to to reset us like bowling pins. That might happen. We haven't tested that out yet. Yeah. I'm not looking forward to it. No. Maybe I need a 5 0. Yeah. It's Maybe I'll do it at my own accord. Yeah. Yeah. You wanna play some more music? Yeah. Think we got time for for 1 more. We got some time. We got some time. I'm gonna do some laps in this tank. Yeah. Yes. I know it's not very big. No. No. Not very big for the 2 of us actually. It's more like a tub. Yeah. It's actually really painful where we both fall into the tank at the same time. We can just gonna kick each other and Yeah. There's not a lot of room, so this is gonna be painful when I do cannonball. Oh. Sorry. Drop kicks you there. Yeah, you kinda just jumped in my head. Yeah. Like we said, not a lot of room. Yeah. We're still we're just a lifeguard. We didn't hire 1. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. What are these cameras for? Who's watching? I Everyone? I don't know. Check international feel dot org. You can check the cameras. Yeah. Or Duncan can. Hack the hack the livestream. Yeah. Alright. We got time for 1 more? Let's do it. Think Alright. This has been International Feel on 1 0 1.5 at UMFM. UMFM dot com. International Feel dot org. We will be back next Wednesday from the 9 to 10. Join us. This is International Feel.
