Cybersaurus On The Moon

Episode Transcript

You're listening to International Feel. I I think we're in orbit. Is it? Don't think we got off the rocket in time. Is that what I think it is? We overslept. We were we were trying to put our transmitter on the the the new Artemis rocket to increase our broadcasting range to I think the other side of the moon. Yeah. Here we are. We're It's already taking off. We're we're stuck. We're gonna be orbiting the Earth. I only have one pair of pants. Pants. I didn't even bring one. Yeah. I'm not wearing underwear. I should have been, but I'm not. Was orbiting about I'm prepared for this. Just in the nude in my in my space Well, thanks for listening. This is International Feel coming at you live on one zero one point five u m f m, umfm dot com. That was u m f m dot com. Yeah. Not the United Nations Yeah. Radio station. No. But, yeah, we're we're currently orbiting the earth on Artemis two spacecraft. Is that is that what we're on? We I don't know how we got on here. We're kind of Okay. Well, you were blindfolded. It was supposed to be a surprise. This was a dare. We were gonna we were gonna keep you blindfolded the whole time and bring you on and then sneak you back off. Yeah. Think we got the dates wrong. I think we're running on UTC's time. It's like we're still on central. So it's like Oh. This is six hours early that it's like it's So that's last five hours early? Yeah. I forget. UTC minus Now we have a round trip around the moon. Yep. Yeah. It's gonna be, I think, ten days. So Oh. It's gonna take a while. So I guess we should relax and get get comfortable. Yeah. Good thing we brought all these records with us. Yeah. Yeah. And all the specialized radio broadcast Radio equipment. So, I guess we'll be we'll be set up. We're we're we're good. We're Yeah. Now that these rockets are out, this place is pretty, like It's spacious. It's nicely sound and sway. Spacious. Calm up here. Yeah. Quiet. It's I I I'm glad I brought my inflatable couch. I can lounge in style. Yeah. It's nice. It's nice. It's it's oddly quiet. For all the you know, we're we're soaring through space, hurdling through, at, crazy speeds. It's oddly calm in here. Relaxing, almost. It is. It is. I could almost, take a nap. Yeah. I'm cozying up in my three hundred and sixty degree hammock here. Just keep me Yeah. As we start to float. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Zero gravity. Oh. Yep. That's a that's a fun sensation. I'm gonna I'm gonna do a cartwheel on the the roof here. Doesn't doesn't seem to have too much of an effect on the turntables. No. No. No. The records are staying put. Still spinning We're all good there. Yeah. I guess these are especially calibrated by our our science team in the lab. Space DJs. Space DJs. Shout out to International Feel Dynamics. The Dynamic Lab. Yeah. But, yeah, it's it's another Wednesday or where whatever time you're in. I don't know what time zone space is. Yeah. Thursday in New Zealand. Yeah. Can kinda see New Zealand from from here. Yeah. Cruising around here. Yeah. This is a nice view. That's that's Very good. Wow. It's calm. It's calm. Above the earth, it's so peaceful. It is. We're all we're all connected. We're all connected here. It's amazing seeing just kinda everyone in a single gaze Yeah. Yeah. Makes all of the world's problems seem so insignificant. Small. So small. We're we're all just sharing this this tiny ball. We're talking to you listener right now. Yeah. Yeah. Your problems are now insignificant to us. That's what International Feel says. Yeah. No one cares. Yeah. No one cares. Your problems Get over it. Are no more. Pull up your pants. I'm not wearing pants. Yeah. We we went over this already. Nothing but space suit. Yeah. Space pajamas for me. Riding really snug. Yeah. It's a space onesie. You've jerry rigged this space suit to be a personal sauna. Well, we weren't really prepared, so this one's little bit too small for me. Yeah. It's like capris and short sleeve. Short pants and your astronaut outfit. Definitely can't go for a space walk in this. Your legs might freeze. I think we should put it to put it to the test. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know. Should we open the I can't hold my breath that way. We probably can't. We shouldn't we shouldn't open it. Should I think we should open the hatch. I don't even know if they know where it Alright. Alright. That's it. Yeah. I'm just You wanna open the hatch? I wouldn't mind opening it. I think we Close that door. Yeah. Oh. That yeah. That was way more dangerous than I Yeah. I don't think we're we're we're staying inside the the Artemis from now on. Yeah. This is our home. We're gonna we're gonna live here forever. I hope from that brief second an alien didn't slip in. Yeah. Oh my god. I have seen the the movie alien way too many times. Yes. That's how it starts. Is my face permanently stretched like the what we're what we're talking about movies like Beetlejuice? Yeah. It's it's frozen. Comically so. Yeah. It's been pulled towards the entrance Yeah. To the hatch. Yeah. It's stuck. This is no good. It's no good. We're gonna have to reset our faces and We might have to open the hatch again. Am I gonna have to turn around and reopen Pulls it back. Alright. You wanna reset our faces here. Alright. K. Embraced. Yeah. Okay. Much better. Yeah. That was good. Alright. Your face looks a little closer to normal. Close. Yeah. Actually, it looks better than before. Yeah. International Feel in Space. This is a new one. Yeah. So we're here for ten days. We're gonna we're gonna broadcast the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're gonna head on over to international feel dot org. Check-in with us. We'll be live live casting our space adventure. Or you can also Check-in with us. Tune in to the BBC. Yeah. Their live coverage. You'll probably see us. Yeah. Yeah. That's us. That's us. Yeah. Yeah. You'll see us. We're just kinda like orbiting. Just imagine we're waving at you. You'll know when you see us. You'll know. You'll know. Yeah. Like, that's those international field guys who I've only heard. I look exactly like a Sam. Somehow they got stuck on a spaceship. Yep. Yeah. Surprisingly, lacks security. I don't know how. I You just you just crawl up the rocket. Yeah. And eventually, you get in. Eventually, the astronauts should find out we're here. Yeah. But until then Until then. But I'm fine staying It's too late now. Staying good. Here for the ride. Yeah. We're not in the part that was like like Oh, the part the part that the boosters Yeah. Get like discarded? Yeah. I hope not. We probably shouldn't ate all that food. Oh. Dude. Yeah. I love astronauts for We snacked and then we fell asleep and we woke up and Tang and Ritz crackers. You just can't find that stuff. I can't. Now we got ten days to ration. Oh, well. One one pouch of tang left. Oh, man. Did they go with the hatch? I thought it did. Yeah. Like all our stuff. Actually, my spacesuit also got pulled off and I don't think we're gonna survive. This isn't this isn't gonna Supplies are low. We're on day one. Like hours Start the memoir. Yeah. Yeah. It's only been a handful of hours. Oh, Things are looking grim. Well, if you wanna offer us some some support, we would love it if you call us in the space line, two zero four two six nine eight six three six. Tell us how to survive ten days in space with very little supplies and no knowledge of how to How we got here? How we got here? How we're gonna get out here? I mean, we were just kind of like playing hide and seek around that rocket. Here we are. So Yeah. Any tips would be appreciated. Oh, and also, I have a tip jar. You wanna Yeah. If you wanna throw some coins in the tip jar, that would be appreciated too. Virtual coins. Virtual coins. International Feel dot org, we accept tokens. So we're gonna have a token based system soon. Right? Yeah. We're working on it. Yeah. We gotta get it. Yeah. So we'll have virtual tokens. So you throw those in our tip jar, you know, if you're feeling generous. Well, I guess we should be generous and play some more music. Right? Yeah. Just try to start to put on the music so we can start thinking our way out of this. Yeah. I don't know. We just gotta kill some time. Yeah. Maybe listen to some tunes. I'm kill some time. We don't have any food. I was like, we should just wait until we die. Let let's just see how many zero gravity flips we can do continuously. Let's just do competitions. Yeah. Make the most of it. Okay. Alright. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Oh, man. That was good. That was good. I That was twelve twelve flips. It's my face it's my face stretched again. It's back the way it was. Yeah. Yeah. God. That hit me with the head. There goes my shoes. Oh, think that Last of our tank. That's the last of the tank. Alright. Well, we're gonna have to scrape together some supplies. Well, we're gonna play some music, I guess. Figure this one out. International Feel, we're here for another half hour. You're listening to International Feel. International Feel. Special broadcast from the Artemis rocket. Currently orbiting above the Earth's surface. The Earth's Earth. A few days out, I think. Yeah. Yeah. From the moon. But we've accepted our fate Yeah. In space. If you've been paying attention and listening to the show, you'd know we snuck on to the rocket in the first half and and here we are. Orbiting the moon. You can check it out. Yeah. Yeah. They were just looking outside the the little little window here, looking at the vast emptiness of space. Mhmm. Mhmm. All three of our faces pressed into this The zero gravity. I'm upside down. Yeah. That's how that's how we make all three fit. Right. You open the hatch one too many times. Yeah. My face is telescopic. The first two, I think we're fine. Yeah. The third one Third one was too much. That was one too many. Yeah. I I don't think there's any going back from the third So we're we've we've taped the hatch closed. We're not gonna do that anymore. Got yellow tape around it. Mhmm. But why are we on the ship? I don't know. It was an accident. We couldn't get off. I but one thing's I don't think we're we're alone. Like, I know there's the astronauts who we still we're trying to hide from. Yeah. They can't There's There's some shady stuff being stored. Yeah. I'm not I don't know what is in transit. I I heard I heard some some footsteps just around the corner. Yeah. And there's like documents of plans here. Yeah. Sketches of dinosaurs. Oh. Did you There's something Did you see that? I think they're moving. Oh. Okay. Wait. Are they taking dinosaurs to the moon? I think that's I think that's purpose of this. That's what these plans are suggesting. Is that the whole purpose of this trip is? Oh, wait. So the paperwork you got the plans in front of you there, Maze. Yeah. Yeah. Alright. Well, here we go. Yeah. Oh my god. It says What is what It says What it? Cybersaurus Rex? They they have They're trying to Infected the dinosaurs with AI. Oh my god. Oh. Dinosaurs are And now they have to release them on the moon. It says here an experiment went wrong when a dinosaur ate a computer. It's the only way. And now they have to basically create a whole new habitat on the moon for these. Oh, they're dumping dinosaurs on the AI AI dinos. AI dinosaurs. Yeah. Man. This is the wrong ship to be stranded on. I I think we're out of luck. I think we need to release it. Out the hatch? Dinosaur out the hatch. Oh, man. Alright. Alright. You guys strap yourselves in, we can't Yeah. I'm gonna hold on to my face. Okay. Alright. Get the hatch. Get the hatch. Okay. Hey. Wow. Hey, it works. We got rid of that dino. Yeah. That was close. Yeah. That was a close one. Face intact? Face so far. Mostly? Yeah. I can live with mostly intact. I lost all my hair. I got some teeth I think. Yeah. But Better than being stuck on a small air spacecraft with a dinosaur. I don't An AI powered dinosaur. Yes. Don't What could be more terrifying? I don't think the dinosaur's dead. No. It's just kinda can just see it floating. It's like It's not that far from a robotic. It's just orbiting. Yeah. It's it's red shiny metallic eye in the window. Half half robot face. That's I don't know how I got that from just eating a computer. I don't know. But Wait. This is the If there was one Wait, what if there's another one? There could be more. Oh, no. They had a they had a whole crop of them. Yeah, they I think they're I think they're cloning. They're cloning these AI guys. They cloning anything. AI has figured out how to breathe. Oh. See, AI has learned to love. Yeah. The AI learned to love through dinosaurs. Life will find a way. Love will find a way. Yeah. I feel bad for killing that one dinosaur that if if it was the product of love. Yeah. Yeah. Are we who are we? Don't know. Have we become monsters? Don't know. We're monsters. We're the monsters in this story. We're the monsters here. Should should we exit out there? Yeah. Think it's the it's the noble thing to do. I don't know if I can make it for ten days on this trip guys. It's a long time. It's a long time. I suggest we eat Maze. Maze doesn't wanna be here. Just one leg. One leg. One leg each? Yeah each okay Maybe just to the leg here in zero gravity just to the knee cap. We take one to start aging an ankle future. I'll give you an ankle. I'll take that ankle I'll bite that ankle Feel that, man. At least it's better you than the all the dinosaurs. Is it really? I don't think my my bites are gonna be as effective as these giant Cybersaurus Rex. Yes. But I don't think they would just stop at the angle. They would Who says I'm gonna stop the angle? Once you start me up, I never stop. Just like Mick Jagger. Oh, yeah. Hopefully not like Mick Jagger. Hopefully Mick Jagger if you're listening, please rescue us from the moon from orbiting around the moon. I know you have the money to to to send a rocket into space. I'm gonna order an Uber. Okay. Maybe they'll pick us up. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's actually a great idea. See if they can send somebody. How much how much would that cost? See see check on that. Well, what an episode. We'll find a way out. Safe from the dinosaurs for now. For For now. For now. Those crafty AI and affected dinosaurs are An amalgamation. They're smart. Smart. They'll figure it out. They're learning. It's a matter of time. They're smart and getting smarter. Yep. Yeah. And they're being cloned at a record pace. Yeah. And we're we're stuck aboard a spacecraft headed around the moon. For for at least one more episode. Yeah. So join us next week. We'll still be in orbit. Yeah. I think we'll actually we'll actually be at the we'll be leaving the departing the moon. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We're I think we've we've we're booked in at a a swanky moon hotel. Mhmm. Okay. Yeah. We'll be next to rest. We'll we'll give you the review. Yeah. Yeah. We'll do it. Yeah. We'll do it from the Moon Hotel and Yeah. We'll let everyone, you know, know how it is, the accommodations. Maybe you wanna book a couple nights stay at the Moon Hotel. We'll let you know how to do this. Get the Moon massage. Yeah. Oh, you gotta get the Moon massage. Yeah. And And for all the other hotels out there, we're willing to do accommodation reviews. Yeah. We're we're willing to do episodes live on location. Yeah. For sure. Or any Swedish Yeah. Spas. Yeah. Hotels. Yeah. Once we get back to Earth, we're ready to go. Any luxury sites, vacations, let let us know. We'll review them. Give us a call or contact us at international field dot org. Yeah. We're we're willing to take on on location segments and projects. Mhmm. We love doing this show from various locations. Especially if it's a paid promotion. Yeah. Of course. Paid promotion. Yeah. So Next week, the moon. The moon's paying big. Yeah. The moon's got big bucks. Big big pockets. Yeah. They're they're trying to trying to get out into the They're branching out into tourism. Tourism. Yeah. The earth market. Not just not just billionaires, but Expanding to their normal folks. Yeah. Normal folks. Yeah. Not just Martians. It's No. The moon is now within reach. That's their that's their slogan. That's a good slogan. Are you doing ad Hey. Ads to the moon? They they're paying they're paying big bucks for this. Yeah. So Okay. Of course. Yep. Alright. Well, International Feel orbiting around the Earth. Check us out next week. Tumbling through space? Yeah. Yeah. Well, aren't we all? But us closer Yeah. To the sun, I guess. Some more than others. Yeah. Exactly. Hey. We are one Earth tumbling through space. Yeah. Well said. That's a good thing to end on. So, yeah. Check us next week. Check us out on international field dot org. Yeah. Take care of that planet. Yeah. You got the only one love.