Episode Transcript Welcome to International Feel. Hey, you. Yeah. You. You over there. You're listening to International Feel on one zero one point five UMFM. We're calling you out. We're calling you out. You can call us out. It can be a mutual call out. Not to put you on the spotlight or anything, but, you know, just just thought we'd chat. Yeah. And if you really wanna chat, hit us in the booth here. Two zero four two six nine eight six three six, the chitchat line. That's the chitchat line. Or visit us at international field dot org. That's o r g. You can communicate with us there. You can express your your fondest desires or you can say what's What's eating you. With what's in your craw. Yeah. Maybe something's been stewing in the back of your mind for a while and you just need help articulating it? Yeah. We'll help you. We'll help you articulate, or we'll we'll be a punching bag if you need to lash out, if you've had a had a rough day and maybe the boss was riding you and maybe you didn't get that big promotion and maybe you you you're falling behind on your child support. I don't I don't know what's They didn't appreciate the PowerPoint. Yeah. Maybe yeah. Maybe your PowerPoint didn't land. So, yeah, we'll we'll we'll take some not abuse, light abuse. Yeah. The vent. We'll we'll listen to you. Yeah. A shoulder to cry on. To cry on or a a Scream at? Yeah. We'll we'll we'll provide that service. That's our that's the international feel. We care with service and promise. Sixteen dollars for the first minute and eighteen twenty nine for the traditional. Yeah. Yeah. So that's that's one service that we're rolling out. Another, we'll taste food for you. Yeah. We'll if if you want if you for whatever reason, you like food, but you don't you can't bear to eat delicious food, we will come. You can select a meal, and we will eat it, and we will describe it to you in whatever way you you wish. Mhmm. Maybe you also think you're about to be poisoned. Yes. We might We might. Actually actually, let's rescind that one. I don't Yeah. That's kind of a bad idea. That puts us we get a list. Yeah. I'm I'm not a I'm not a freelance bodyguard or food taster. Yeah. That's not that's actually not great. But if you just want someone to taste food and describe it to you, say, maybe Yep. Maybe you got a frozen tongue, maybe Or if you're unsure of, like, what to order at a restaurant, you can send us there first to try a few things on the menu and get back to you on what's good, what are you gonna order, so you don't mess up like a Yeah. Potential date or some sort of important dinner kind of Can we call this service dinner scouts? Can we be dinner scouts? I think so. We can can go out yeah. So you can avoid any potential mishaps while you're out on a date, or if you really wanna just perfect an order Mhmm. We'll we'll do some we'll lay the groundwork and do the research. Yeah. We'll we'll try to find out if there's, like, things off menu that we can kind of twist into the into the fold. We'll find the the secret the secret hacks and and cheats that the real insiders know. Yeah. We'll chum it up with the kitchen staff. Oh. And We might actually get a job in the kitchen. Well, we'll just we'll just show up at the kitchen with a couple bottles of wine and Oh, yeah. We'll see what happens. And stuff. I know how kitchens will work. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's how I find every every one of my kitchen jobs. Hey, chef, are you thirsty? Works like a charm. Yeah. So these are some just some, you know, tips if you're trying to get Yeah. And and and you, the listener, you know, we're always trying to kinda brew up a new scheme or Oh, we're always scheming. Yeah. Trying to I don't know. Find a way to line our pockets in a kind of a fringe kind of way. Miss us with the money. Don't don't put cash in her pockets, but a meal? Oh, we won't we won't turn that down. Grease our pockets, man. I like grease pockets. Put your hand in, you get your hand slips right up. This is like one of the rejected pizza pocket. Grease pocket. Grease pocket. Yeah. It was It's just too greasy. Yeah. We should probably put something in there other than grease. Yeah. Grease pocket. People don't want like a pastry filled with beef tallow. Maybe now these days. I don't know. Swimming in it? Swimming in tallow. I don't know. No. Not sure. Not sure. Well, thanks for listening. This is International Feel. Oh, I was gonna give a shout out to a sponsor. Oh. Tonight's episode is sponsored by ScalpTech Wi Fi enabled wigs. Mhmm. So if you've got they've got all the latest fashions and styles. They sent us a box. We're trying them out today. You it looks like you you're wearing the the Elvis, I think. Yeah. It's like the it's a big pompadour. It's a big pompadour. Yeah. Yeah. And have you how do It feels like it's got real pomade in it. Yeah. It's it's totally authentic. Authentic hair of Elvis. Authentic hair. And it's have you tried using your device with it? It works with all devices. It gets good five g. Yeah. Radiating right from my forehead. Yeah. So if you need a WiFi enabled smart wig, please consider ScalpTech smart wigs, wherever smart wigs are sold. Very cutting edge product. Yep. So, yeah, tonight we're just kinda, like, fooling around with some wigs, trying out some styles, and, you know, if you wanna see some of the styles, hop on over on international feel dot org. Tell us which smart wig looks the best. Yeah. Tell us what you see. Tell us what you see. And we'll explain tastes to you. It's a it's a it's a sensory trade off. I like that. Yeah. Offering our senses for for others. Anyways, maybe we can offer some more music. Hey, that's a taste we can offer others. Yeah. For sure. Let's let's just queue it up on the smart wig here. Yeah. Dial in the smart wig. Just because these have dials. They do. They're bringing it it's like, we we went through the touch screen era and then they were like, we want physical buttons back and they went a step further and like, we're bringing back the dial and it's like at the backlit kind of thing. Yeah. The old timey radio. Yeah. It's a It's an AM receiver. It's a nice feature mixed in with the human hair. So, yeah. Stay tuned. International Feel, we're here for another half hour. You are listening to International Feel on UMFM one zero one point five and umfm dot com international feel dot org. And if you happen to find Voyager one out in space, we are on that golden record. That's a fact. That's a fact. We have a whole side. Yep. We have ten episodes pressed into pressed into it. Yep. Some of some of our better episodes are being beamed into yeah. Well, you can you can play it if you discover it. And our physical likenesses are also etched into the other side. Mhmm. Yeah. Along with some math and some other truths. Just just unquestionable truths that we base our the foundation, the cornerstones of The universe. The universe on. So, yeah, it's the show has withstood the test of time. We're just we're we're just beyond The test of time so much that we've actually exhausted the time of the episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We've tested that much time. We have it's been thoroughly tested, and we have only five minutes left. So thank you for testing time with us, spending your time with us. It's been blast. Yeah. We took, I guess, last week off. Now we're back. We're refreshed. We're selling some wigs. Mhmm. Mhmm. It's been good. They are moving. Oh, they're moving. You wouldn't believe. Yeah. And that might be a side effect of the kind of radiation. I think so. The the WiFi enabled aspect of it. Think It's getting pretty hot. I think having having that much that much activity That much juice in the wig. Yeah. That much juice in the wig, that close to your brain. I I'm I don't wanna say side effects, but I've I've been reassured by the scalp tech company that their product is Your scalp tech rep? The scalp tech rep. He assured me that to keep my mouth shut, but Yeah. If if you knew what was good for you. Shut up and wear the wig. But it's too odd. It's burning my scalp. It's burning my scalp. And you know it's working. That means the WiFi is enabled. It's been paired with your Yeah. You're connected. You're connected. Yeah. So, yeah. Go out and buy one of those smart wigs wherever fine wigs are sold. Local wiggery. Wiggery. Yeah. Electronic devices. Yeah, so whatever. It's been a fun episode. Thanks for joining us. You can check past episodes on internationalfeel dot org. Yeah, check it out. There's some cool stuff there. We still have International Feel stickers. If you holler at us, we'll, we'll try to send some your way. Yeah. Hit us up on the website and, we will get them to you. Yep. We'll we'll personally deliver them. We'll hand deliver them, maybe by passenger pigeon or What are Trained bird? Trained birds. We can What other birds can we train? Like, what's a relatively What's a trainable bird out there? Magpies. Magpies. They like to carry stuff. To cause trouble. Okay. Well, we'll get we'll get an army of magpies. Army of agitated magpies. Agitated magpies. That's pretty good. It's good. Well, we've got big plans, big plans, so stay with us next week. We'll be back. Do it all again? Yeah. Do it all again. We'll play this game. We'll do that dance, except it'll be slightly different and slightly more don't know. Je ne sais quoi is the French thing? Yeah. You'll have to You'll have to Translate translate that on your own. Yeah. Yeah. Use a translator, unless you're French, in which case you you exactly Keep that secret. Yeah. It's a secret. So more secrets will be spilled next week from nine to ten, next on Wednesday, you one one point five. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have anything else to say. Yeah. No. We have exhausted. We've exhausted the episode. We've we've squozen the last drop. Yeah. Rung it all out. We've wrung it out. It's like a a no longer damp sponge. It's it's like the the ShamWow experiment where they'd like ring it and it's like a whole bowl full of like Yeah. Liquid comes out of it. Yep. That's what we did to the show. That's what we did. We've rung every last drop out of the episode and we hope you enjoyed it. So, yeah, we got time for one more song, I think. Yeah. We'll squeeze We'll squeeze one last drop. Squeeze one into this vacuum Yeah. That is now the episode. Yeah. So join us next week when we'll be squeezing even more. Yeah. Fresh batch to squeeze. Yeah. We will have a fresh batch batch to squeeze. So, until then, this is International Feel. Be good to each other.
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