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For your amusement and amazement, it's International Feel. On 1 0 1.5 UMFM, f m dot com, or international feel dot org. Bell channel 5 51. I think I think that's correct. I think yes. Yes. We're getting we're getting We're getting the signal. The signal. Yeah. Thanks for joining us. We're we're live live and electrified tonight. Yeah. As as you little snarers have come to expect, you know, you demand us in the studio, and we listen. We listen. We listen. And Rain or shine, sleet, not always in the snow, but No. We try. We try. And also, by popular demand, we we brought our, studio audience out of storage. So let's hear it for the studio audience. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank Thank you. Feels good. Feels good. It feels good to have them back. Yeah. We we, kinda forgot about them, so we we packed them away into that back room there, but Yeah. We dust them off. Yeah. We went and visited. It's a it's more more of a fish farm than like a big back room kinda thing. Yeah. It's a we do a lot in that, the back room. The back room, we should probably explore that fish farm and do something with it. Like hold a seance maybe? Yeah. Let's we could try to reach do you do you need to reach somebody who's passed? Can you engage with the spirit of a living person through a seance? I don't know. I think we I would like to contact May's listeners of the show may may know that our night night nightlife correspondent nightlight correspondent and nightlight correspondent. He glows. He glows. Yeah. He glows on the dance floor. He's a he's an effervescent character. But, yeah, he's he's away from us now. But he's he's not dead, but I yeah. Maybe we could check-in with him via 1 of these fish at a fish farm through seance. And so Yeah. There are these candles kind of around, and does does it have to be black magic to do are there like other I think there's gray magic. Gray magic? Yeah. I think there's some gray magic. Kinda like gray water? Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of it's not Like, gross. It's it's not the best. It's not, not sanitary. That's for sure. I don't have to touch the gray magic, do I? You're not supposed to touch the gray magic. Wear wear gloves. Yeah. So yeah. Fish Farm seance. That's intriguing. So we've got our we've got our candles. We've got our tarot cards. We've got our Ouija board. Yeah, and we've got all the people in the studio audience standing by to to help us. What do you say? Do you have us? Do you have our backs here everybody? Yes. Yeah. They're here for the sound. Oh, yeah. They they're they're here. So we've got the studio audience on our side. They want us to yeah. Let's see what we can contact. Let's try the the Ouija board 1st. Let's let's see. Okay. Do you have to get everybody's hands on the Yeah. So give me your hand and Alright. So here we go. Dear fish spirits, can we hear from our dear friend Maze, our nightlife correspondent? Oh, it's it's kinda moving. Oh, it says no. It says no. It says no. I don't know if it works with living people. I think that might be more of a possession thing. I think we might need some sort of other magic, a grayer magic. A grayer magic. Maybe a grayish magic. Oh. You know, it's just like it's fashionable. It goes with a lot of things. It's not inoffensive. Yeah. It's like if you're trying to trying to move it quick or something. You're trying to flip it. Yeah. We're not trying to flip this fish farm, though. This backroom fish farm that we conveniently have. We forgot we had. Yeah. It's we the studio, you know, and all the archives here. It's it's a bit of a maze and Oh, yeah. There's there's a lot of rooms that we kinda forget about. Yeah. We've got a lot of It is very maze like. It originally came with mirrors, but we removed a lot of the mirrors because we were getting lost and smashing into them. Yeah. Trying trying to find your way through a hall of mirrors to the studio is nightmarish. Let me tell you, it's kind of a headache, so we had to take down all the mirrors, which took us quite a while. Mhmm. But with the power of a hammer, we did it. Yeah. And a mighty cast of the hammer. Yeah. Oh, I also wanted to mention, last episode, you may have if you were listening, we released a bunch of clones into the wild. And I know that that's kind of a controversial thing. I really we received some some strongly worded letters regarding that. So I wanted to apologize formally, and I wanted to say, be responsible clone owner and spay and neuter clones to help control the clone population. It was irresponsible to release clones into the wild like that, and I promise we will not do that again. Yeah. You you released those clones into Australia. I did. And they took over. They've been ravaging the farms. They they have. So I I wanna formally say my bad, and again, spay and neuter clones. And with that, maybe we play some more music? Yeah. Do you have some some other PSA to have? Yeah. No. I was saying maybe thinking maybe another stab at the seance, but we could save that for the next segment. Let's build up our grayish magic and Well, let's more candles. Yeah. Yeah. More candles. More candles. And yeah, maybe what what do you think studio audience say you guys wanna see another seance in the in the 2nd half? How do you think? Yeah? Yeah. I think they're for it. Yeah. Think so. Alright. Alright. Alright. Sands in the 2nd half. Alright. So stick around. International Feel. Fish Farm seance in the 2nd half. It's International Feel on 1 0 1.5 UMFM or u m f m dot com or international feel dot org. Yes. That is correct. Those are the waves. You can catch that between 8 AM and 4 PM though. These websites have hours of operation. Yeah. It's, it's not 24 hour. We we can't afford that. I once saw a website that did that. They, like It's only open. Programmed programmed it to have hours of operation. That's interesting. Like, the information you wanted to get from it, you couldn't get it. You had to come back. That's why? Why would they do that? Yeah. I guess it's just kinda like Yeah. Like that kinda it's like slow technology kinda stuff. I like that. It's just that, you know, like, why make it a always a bit? Like, you know, like, you don't need it all to, like Yeah. Yeah. We've grown so accustomed to having all things always. I I feel like, yeah, taking a step back is probably a good thing, but I I feel like we're so used to it. We'll just be like, why not? Why can't we have it now? Yeah. It's like that 24 hour news cycle thing. That's I've That was probably a bad idea too in itself, but that's another round for another day. Yeah. So so once the sun goes down, website goes down. That's cool. That's cool. I thought about switching like our hosting to solar powered like self hosted. Oh, yeah. So like if the sun did good and the battery just like went out. That's a good idea. There just wasn't enough sun out today to juice the website up. We should plan for that eventuality. And yeah, I could jump on the old stationary bike and power up if the sun's not doing enough. Hey, we've That's why we've been stockpiling all these these stationary bikes, so we can have an army of volunteers to power our generator to boost the signal to send the show out in that post apocalyptic wasteland. Yeah. You could be our infrastructure. Yeah. We we need you. So call us at 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. We've got a bike seat just for you. We need you to power our stuff. To power our stuff. We need your leg power. But Yeah. Or maybe just your soul power to help us push this seance Yeah. Over the edge and Yeah. If we can channel the living maze. Hopefully, he doesn't die in the process of this kind of Or or you know, we're we're It's more like greige magic. Oh, right. Right. It's it's not quite as as spooky. It's more of a It's more versatile. It's versatile. It's it goes with a lot of things. Allows you to see yours Your list. Your future in it. Sherwin Williams magic of the year. Is is that the name of the color? Yeah. Magic of the year? Anyways, we're using some gray grayish magic to conduct seances through through various methods, but we're we're trying to talk to to our dear friend Maze who's still living, but it's just Jockey Academy. Yeah. Suppose. So we haven't been able to to speak with him, but if there's anything else up there, like anyone else, any other spirits, living or dead, that we can get in touch with, we'd certainly appreciate it. Yeah. Maybe you can if you're a spirit out there or something like that, you can call us on the seance line. Yeah. 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. That connects you to us via seance. Yeah. Believe it or not. Believe it or not. Oh, the board's lighting up. Oh. It's moving to yes. It's moving to yes. Oh, it's starting to tremble. The lights are kinda flickering. The things are No. Oh my god. All the lights just kinda have exploded. The lights have We're sitting in darkness and wouldn't you believe it, 2 glowing apparitions have just appeared, and it looks like Simon and Garfunkel. It really does look like that. It it looks like Simon and Garfunkel have visited us in spirit form in the studio. So welcome, ghost Simon Garfunkel. Ghost Garfunkel? Ghost Garfunkel. Ghost Simon. What do you I'm not sure what they're here for. Oh, I guess we we summoned them through through our Grage magic. Impressive. That's impressive. I didn't know we had such powers. I don't know what we what should we do with them while they're here. Are we certain that that is them? And that's It might be look alike or a cheap imitation. The ShamWow guy told me to keep an eye out for cheap imitations. You know, now that I look closer at it, think it's just a jacket, a pile of jackets. Is it is it just a mirror? We're just looking at ourselves. It's a do I look like the ghost of the ghost of the living Paul Simon? I mean, we are both wearing turtlenecks like that cover of that album, you know. That that album of theirs. Yeah. You know, the turtleneck cover. Yeah. I don't remember. So that's the twist. That's the twist. I told you it was a bad idea to get involved with this greige magic. I think we've unleashed some, some very Demonic. It's slightly demonic stuff. What we thought was Simon and Garfunkel turned out to be just a laughing pile of jackets. Spooky stuff, guys. Spooky stuff. That's why you don't mess with grave magic. Yeah. Don't mess with magic in general. Yep. Especially not in a, like, a haunted place like this old fish farm that we found. Yeah. In the back rooms or the the studio here. Yeah. It's got some The old sound stages. The old sounds Well, You know what? We should probably put the studio audience back. Yeah. Yeah. What do you guys think? There's studio audience. Yeah. You guys are for it? For it? Put your hands together. You think if it yeah. Yeah. We got we got some people supporting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get get it together here. Alright. So we're gonna wheel you back in the in storage room. So there you go for another day. Yeah. Close this Close the vault door. Yeah. Seal the the door there. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's been an episode. Thanks for joining us. We'll be wait. We're taking next week off. Right? No. I think we could probably do next week. Do do do next week? Okay. For the following week because what is it? Oh, it'll be Canada Day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Canada Canada Day. We'd be okay. Alright. Yeah. Are we here? I don't know. We'll have to talk with our handlers. Yeah. We'll have to consult with Mark Carney. He he orchestrates this show from the top. I mean, he's the he controls Canada. Yeah. We get our orders directly from him. He's the ringleader of this carnival. Yeah. The Carney Carnival. Mhmm. I think I heard that in the newspaper once. Yeah. Some some Albertan was screaming. Too good. Too good. Too good. Anyways, yeah, we'll be back next week. Join us from 9 to 10 on 1 1.5 UMFM, u m f m dot com, a little later on internationalfeel dot org. For eternity, though. For eternity. So, yeah. We got time for another 1? Time for 1 more, I guess. Some Cassiano. Very nice. So this is International Feel saying
