Episode Transcript
Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. It's International Feel. On, 1 0 1.5, f m, f m dot com, or international field dot org. Coming at you. Look out. Yeah. And I'm sure if you just wildly type into a search engine, I'm sure we can meet you in the middle somewhere. Yeah. We'll we'll find you. Or you could speak if you've got 1 of those hands free devices or If you're Giantbot or something. Dynamic business person with the Bluetooth headsets. Yeah. Yeah. If if you're if you're too busy to use your hands, just say international feel and Please say please. Please. If you can. Yeah. Please say please. Please please be kind. Even though it's technology, it still deserves a bit of Yeah. Talking to Yeah. Talking to a robot, talking to your your headset, your your earpiece or whatever. Yeah. Is it would it kill you to be even nice, you know? I think it should just be a a common habit. Just whether you're talking to your Bluetooth headset or a bank teller or whoever. I don't know who's talking to bank tellers anymore, but you should you should just, you know, be courteous across the board. Yeah. I think that's good good modus operandi. Yeah. So it's we we wanna we wanna put out a kinder, more more humane world. So, yeah, just be Yeah. Practice where you can. And if you'd like to be celebrated for your kind act, give us a call on the kindness line. Oh, yeah. And speak to us in the booth here live, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. Yeah. If you want to nominate someone for the Oh. The International Feel Kindness Award Oh. Whether it's you wanna nominate yourself or, you know, someone in the community, a loved 1 Yeah. Someone you've never met. Yeah. A a gym instructor that saved your life once on a field trip, saved you from drowning or something. We wanna hear about it. Yep. And that number again, 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. I think that 8 6 3 6 is UMFM. Yeah. Yeah. Just just if you've got letters on your keypad, you know, just look for UMFM. Keypad on the phone. I don't know. Keypad. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe maybe you're looking Maybe you're using a payphone. Those still exist. Hey, you still see some payphones, like, some that are just, like, clearly not connected. Oh, yeah. It's kinda, Just abandoned. Yeah. There's like a raccoon living in there. Yeah. What do they call those things? Where it's kind of like it used to serve a purpose, but no longer serves a purpose. It's like a Thomas Thomasum or something like that. I've Where it's like a stair a stair set, like in like an old building where it's like, 2 buildings have come together, but the stair set's, like, inaccessible. But it's, like, still kind of exists, but it serves no purpose anymore. Like a relic from the past that Yeah. It's kinda obsolete. No. I I didn't know that there was a term for that. Yeah. I think it's like an architecture term or something like that. C. Yeah. For that kind of used to serve a purpose, now it doesn't. Wow. Yeah. Learn something new. Yeah. This is an educational program. We do we try to be. We try. We try. Yeah. You know, we we're trying our best. Yeah. We're we're either, in the books or, in the lab. We're in the lab here today. Yeah. Yeah. We're in the lab. We we just got we we sent out for a mail order. A cloning kit just came back. So we're It's more than a kit. It's a full fledged machine Yeah. It's factory. It we we set it up. It came in, like, a small cardboard box. We've been setting it up. It's got, like, a bit of a conveyor belt. It's got a little place to to put your your blood sample. Yeah. All your Genetic materials. Yeah. So, you know, we're just we're monkeying around in the lab trying to we wanna see if maybe we can get a few clones out of the deal. Maybe we can have some, you know, some little volunteers run around. Clone volunteers. We're we're running low on Helping Hands around the International Feel sound stage here and Yeah. So I'm gonna I'm gonna try to flick the switch, turn the conveyor belt on. Yeah. I think we gotta turn power this machine up. Yeah. Oh, there we go. Okay. Okay. I think it's clicking together. Oh. Woah. Okay. Yep. It's in It's it's in operation. Well, see it was a kit, and it was like it came in a cardboard box, but it was really only the plans that came in the cover. We had to source like all the Oh, yeah. Kind of all the parts for this giant machine. Rube Goldberg type cloning machine. Yeah. It's it's got a lot of moving parts. Oh, okay. Some okay. So Okay. It looks like they're Is it pumping out a Yeah. Pumping out its 1st clone. It looks like there's a there's there's the 1st Yeah. Let's 1st little clone here. Yep. Coming up. Hey. Hey. Oh, I didn't know it would be I thought these would be fully grown clones. Yeah. I kinda figured they'd be like me Yeah. Or like or you. Check check the instructions. Does it say anything about Oh, you know what? It it says you gotta grow the clones in real time. Yeah. It it doesn't say anything about fast tracking this at all. Okay. Well, looks like we we're gonna have a mess of clones running They're flying off the conveyor belt now. Yeah. There's a Okay. We got our got a bit of a situation here. What do we do? What do we do? Can we turn the machine on? Turn the conveyor belt the other way. I'm trying Put them back into the machine. I think we could reverse it. We can't this course. Run these babies back through the machine. Okay. Please, if you could. Okay. Whoo. I guess International Feel is now running a a clone day care. Yeah. Cloning center. So if you Center of the arts. If you wanna take a clone a baby clone off our hands, give us a call in the booth 2 0 4 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. We have entirely too many clones. Got too many clones on our hands. Yeah. What do we do with all these clones? I don't know. We could give them away, but maybe we should find a maybe we could put them to work. Right? Maybe we can lull them all to sleep. We should try to lull them to sleep. Should we? No, they don't like that. Are they booing us? Monsters did we clone? Okay. Children, Clones, be reasonable. Let's everyone everyone stand in single file. Yeah. We're volunteers. The kid was here. Man, they're harsh critics. Alright. So we've we've kept all the clones in okay. We've rounded most of the clones into that room. Yeah. It seems so I kicking around. Yep. You can sweep that 1 out of here. Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay. So it's International Feel. We're testing out our clone machine, but we didn't know the clones were coming out as infants. Yeah. And in such numbers. Oh, it's a volume. I think we put entirely too much of our blood in there. I don't know how much we were supposed to fill. Yeah. Hooking an IV up to this, this Rube Goldberg esque machine with a conveyor Garden hose. It's it's probably too it's probably why we feel a bit faint. Yeah. We should probably play some more music and kinda regain our, composure here and Get some of of that blood back. Get the blood pumping again. So International Feel, we're doing a live show till 10, so, you know. Stick around and give us a call. Yeah. 2 0 4 6 2 6 9 8 6 3 6. We'll put a baby on the phone for you. That's the International Feel promise. Hey. It's International Feel on 1 0 1.5, UMFM, u m f m dot com, and international field dot org. You really should check out international field dot org. I I can't stress that enough. It's probably the best website you'll visit all day. Yep. Yep. But we're not biased or anything. Nope. We're just No, sir. We just like a good website, and that's 1 of them. Yeah. If you like interactive ASCII art Yeah. We got you covered. We got you we got you there. Yeah. Or vintage kind of image dithering effects. Oh. Gotta love that dither. Yeah. It's it's back in a big way. Oh, yeah. We got it. We got it. We've harnessed the power of the dither. The dither. We've yeah. It's 1 of our research team spent waking long long hours harnessing the dither, but we got it. Yep. Crack scientists around here. Yeah. We've got scientists. At the moment, they are babysitting our room full of clones. Yeah. If you're just tuning in, we sent away for a mail order cloning machine and not really patient enough to read the instructions, we just kinda went at it. And now we've got a room full of clones, which happens to turn out to are all children. Yeah. Yeah. It's a big disappointment. We thought they would be fully fully grown, just clones representing us at this stage of life, but we did not know they were we'd have to grow them in real time. We were hoping for a clone army today, not in 20 years from now. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know if we can return it since we already it already pumped out a lot of clones. We got a lot of blood on the machine. Yeah. Our blood. Our blood. Our blood. Yeah. Not clone blood. Not clone blood. Yeah. Yeah. No no clones have been harmed in this No. None none in the making of this episode. Yeah. Other episodes, sure. We've gone through many many clones. Yeah. But this is this is our clone disclosure. Yeah. And no clones were harmed in the making of this episode. Check this conveyor belt. Okay. That's the conveyor belt. So, it's still still working. Yeah. He's a bit of servicing now. Oh, 0, there's there's more more coming down the pipe. Clone. Why why did you turn that? I don't know. I don't know. Don't know why I did that. That was a bad idea. I I do have to say though, this clone machine can really pump out clones. Oh, it's it's 1 of the better clone machines. Gotta yell. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. We need hearing protection in this kind of the factory floor here. I'm just gonna clone the clone factory. The clone. The clone factory. Oh. Machine Oh, it backfired. Yeah. It just backfired. Yeah. It's running rich. Oh, yeah. It's far too many far too many clones running around here. So Dial in the mix of our fuel source is all. Yeah. If you've got a if you need a workforce, if you got a you need a team of I don't know. What what could that be? If you have a a lot of work that needs to be done and loose labor laws, contact us. Yeah. International Feel. Just go to the website. Go to the website. We'll we'll we'll take it offline. Yeah. We got far too many clones. So if you need some windows washed or you need some A new roof on your house? Yeah. We're doing some roofing, some of the hard to reach spots that you you need to get under that crawl space. We got some clones for you. Is that a kitten in the van? I don't know. It sounded kinda sounded like kitten meowing. I don't know. It's 1 of it's 1 of the stray clones. 1 of the stray stray clones? Yeah. So, clone, how how how's life? Yeah. I know. It's not fun being a clone. I know. Yeah. Especially clones of us. Yeah. You're right. You could have been cloned by anybody. Yeah. It happened to be us. Yeah. I know. It's a sad sad thing. Sad clone sounds. We're also gonna sell an album of sad clone sounds. If you wanna purchase that, hop on over to the website. Yeah. If you're watching the video of this, the subtitles are are great. The closed captioning Oh, yeah. Sad clone sounds. Sad clone sounds. Well, yeah. I guess we'll we'll have to release these clones into the wild. Not our problem. Right? Yep. Yep. I'm sure they'll find find ways to participate into society and live meaningful lives. So off you go clones. Off you go. And you, the listener It's like crying. Didn't didn't wanna leave, I know. Get out of here, clone. Get out. We've it's time for you to move on. Just like this show, it's time to move on. It's about we're almost rounding out the hour, so Yeah. And the surgeon general has said, that is way more than you should be getting of us. It's quite quite a large dose. It's far far too large a dose. This show works best in small doses, so break it in half. Yeah. And maybe dilute it in a tea or something like that. Mhmm. Yeah. Steep it. Yeah. Steep this episode. Water it down a bit. It's far too much clone talk. But we'll be back next week from 9 to 10, UMFM 1 1.5, umfm dot com, and then a little after the fact on internationalfield dot org. You know that already though. Yeah. You're astute. Yeah. Astute? Oh, I thought you were gonna say a student. You're astute. A student of International Feel. Yeah. A student of life. Yeah. Of the world. Of life. Of love. Of life. Of love. All those things. So school will be back neck in session next week. International Feel. That does it. Yep. Yep. Yeah. Smidge, carry us out. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds good. Wait. You got a song? Yeah. Yeah. DJ Baby. DJ Baby. DJ Baby clone. What you what you spinning? Sweet Sweet Music by was it Wrong Way Up? Alright. Sounds good. Until next week, it's International Feel.
