Episode Transcript Well, well, well. Thanks for joining us. This is International Feel. On one zero one point five UMFM or umfm dot com, international field dot org. Yep. Yep. Dot arg. Dot arg if you're a pirate. Yeah. Yeah. No. Pirate net. Yeah. Yeah. You can pirate this show. We'll allow it. Yeah. We, we torrent it. We fully endorse that. Yeah. We see we seed our torrents. Yeah. We we yeah. We're the we're the Yeah. We're the original seed. Yeah. We got the we're the one person seeding that weird thing that you're looking for. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. That's us, International Feel, home of some of the loosest radio you'll ever hear. Yeah. It's intentionally loose. It's it's fully intentionally loose. This is our style. We've it's our niche that we've kind of we found our little pocket, and we're sticking to it. We could tighten it up. We could. You know, we're we're Both of us, separately, we're perfectionists. Mhmm. But when we do this show, we prefer a kind of hands off approach, kind of chaos reigns in the studio. Yeah. Like, when we when we show up to the studio here, we're in black tie, but then we change into our kind of, grungy kinda Yeah. We slacker apparel. It's our it's our personas. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's all for the show. It's all an act. It's all a performance. And so we hope you enjoy tonight's episode. Oh. Oh. Actually, we have to call it short. Yeah. Sorry. We're gonna end it here, Bit bit of a bit of a bum bummer note. Long time financial backer of the show, JR Moneysworth, recently passed away. He's been with us since the beginning, since the very beginning of International Feel. He funded some of our very first projects, some of our first radio adventures. Radio schemes. Radio schemes. So JR Moneysworth is no longer with us. Having said that, I did hear from the estate lawyers, and we have a bit of an inheritance. Oh. So we are now inheriting JR Money's worth's vast worm farm. Oh. So that's something. Right? Oh, that is that is something. I I'm not sure what you can do with, it looks like several acres. Yeah. Acres and acres. It's a it's it's a large piece of land devoted simply to worms. Mhmm. It's almost like a a big lake full of worms. Yeah. If you can imagine it. Yeah. Let let's hike out into this if we can. Maybe trudge out and get to get a bit of a sense of where we're We gotta survey the property. Yeah. We gotta Yeah. See we're getting into. Yeah. Yeah. So so we're we're about knee deep in worms. Good thing we We got these boots. Yeah. We got our waders. Yeah. Worm waders. No need old worm waders on. Yeah. We're, both sharing one set of waders. Yeah. One boot each. Yeah. We're just hopping along. Yeah. So I don't if if you have an idea of what to do with, Acres and Acres. Acres and Acres of worms, please give us a call on the worm line, two zero four two six nine eight six three six. We would love your ideas. This is just entirely too many worms. Mhmm. I don't I'm not sure what to do. Yeah. I think we need a better like, maybe a hovercraft or something. We need to Something like get above the property and Yeah. Yeah, maybe get some drones to rescue us from this Hey. Sludge. You you mentioned drones. I I hear, like, data centers are pretty popular. Can we get Mhmm. Can we somehow do like a a worm powered data center? Yeah, worm cool. Yeah. Worm cool. Worm cool. Is that a thing? Can we do that? I don't doubt it. Like, the way Can we pitch that? The way money is flowing around, I think you just have to say it and kinda open your pockets and we'll we'll get the investment we need. Okay. So possibly sell this off as a worm powered data center. If you have any better ideas, please, we would love to hear them. That seems like a pretty good idea. I don't know. What else do you do with just Anything in this day and age? Yeah. But especially this many worms. This is this is quite a worm farm. It's worms as far as the eye can see. How many more times can I say the word worm? Yeah. And when we say acres, we mean it's like twenty two hundred acres. Yeah. It's vast. Yeah. You're like the horizon is like playing in fact on this farm. Yeah. This worm farm. I'm sure the soil, if I don't even know if there is soil. I'll there's just like the the top layers of worms. Writhing mass of worms. It's craziness. I'm If you're still listening, we haven't scared you off. This is International Feel. We've just inherited a worm farm from our late great Financier. Financier, the behind the scenes money man, JR Money's Worth. He left us his, vast worm farm, we're trying to figure out what to do with it. So that's our show tonight. Yeah. The worm line again is two zero four two six nine eight six three six. Gets us live in the booth. We love to hear from And by live in the booth, we have just this kind of phone pack that we are Yeah. It's like one of those big global Backpack. Yeah. Phone. Yeah. It's it's one of those big GPS phones. So we can we can field calls anywhere. Field it from the field. Field it from the field. So we'll be sticking by. We'll be trudging through I'm trudging through the worms for the next half We kinda just trailed off and stopped walking. We just stopped. We were we were wiping the sweat off our brow. Yeah. We're kinda enjoying a picnic lunch and now we're back back on the trail. Oh, you you've got some worms on you. Sorry. Thanks for brushing that off. Okay. Well, International Feel, we're here for another half hour and we're knee deep in worms. How are we gonna get out of this one? We'll figure it out. We're back. This is International Feel on one hundred one point five UMFM, umfm dot com, international field dot org, bell satellite channel six thirty eight. Yeah. And and sometimes we'll we'll we'll trap a bit of audio into a bottle and send it out to sea. So if you come across a glass bottle and open it up, but there's nothing in it, put it to your ear and you'll catch an episode. Yeah. You've wondered how that cassette got in there. Yeah. Yeah. We meticulously recreated it, inside a cassette in a bottle. Yeah. That's what we do in our spare time. Yeah. With yeah. Between, ramblings here, we get the tweezers out and While rambling, that's what we do. We gotta keep our hands busy. Some people knit, some people construct cassettes in bottles. Yeah. Multitasking. Yep. That's what we like to do. So thanks for listening. Thanks for joining us. It's it's a lovely evening, hopefully, where wherever you're you are. Yeah. We'll we'll just make that assumption. I'm making that assumption because it's a lovely evening here. Yeah. And it's it's all how you interpret it. So it's like if you can will it being a beautiful evening Yeah. It will be that way. Yeah. There was a a song an album from one of the songs that I played this evening. The song was called Warm Air. The album was called Spring Has Burst, and I kinda feel like that's appropriate to the the the times. Yeah. It Spring has fully burst. It's in bloom. It's burst, and it's shooting shrapnel Oh, yeah. In in every direction. Watch your eyes. Watch your eyes. Yeah. Avert. Watch your ass. Yeah. Yeah. You should. Watch all of it. Eyes, ass, cover it all. So, yeah. Spring has burst, and we're in the thick of it. Spring is raining down over our heads like flaming pieces of shrapnel. Hailing down. Enjoy it while you can. Oh. Oh, that was some shrapnel coming through. Yeah. No one's safe. Yeah. So, yeah, this is International Feel. We're just kind of We're still pondering what to do with a worm farm. What would you do with, like, way too much worms? I feel like I'm kinda getting a worm rash from standing knee deep in worms for so long. Yeah. Well, I had the waiters and you kind of stripped down to I wanted to go skinny dipping. Yeah. I wanna feel I wanna squirm with the worms. I regret it. That's gonna be the title of your biography, Squirming with the Worms, the Cory. I don't wanna be I don't wanna be associated with that. Cory story. Squirming with the Worms, the Cory story. I like it because it rhymes twice, but I don't wanna be I don't wanna be a squirmy wormy guy. I don't wanna be known for that. I don't. I don't. We should probably find out how to get rid of this worm farm. Unless we can maybe the worms Yeah. I don't know. We feed them dirt. Right? What do we what do they subsist on? Like, they they eat dirt and they they kinda mulch it. That's like compost. Yeah. Something like that. Well, I don't know. I I think you were right, though. Data center or Data center? Yeah. You also pitched a parking lot. So pave just pave over it. Pave over the worms? I don't think I said that. I think that was it. Maybe I think that was you. Oh. Maybe I don't remember saying that. Maybe we can train the worms. Is there a like, you know how there's, like there were flea circuses back in the day? Could we have, like, a worm carnival where the worms could operate rides and take tickets and Mhmm. Kind of fulfill those kind of roles? Could that be a thing? I think we can We can work on train these worms. These worms have kinda wormed their way into my heart. I can't I can't pave over them. I pave over them. Or a feast. Yeah. Well, I mean, when you say it like that, it sounds monstrous. Yeah. So we're gonna take one more romp through the worm fields tonight. For old time's sake, you know? Stomp through this Clomp. Yeah. We gotta walk back to the studio to to sign out for the night. So we gotta walk back. Yeah. We'll we'll take our boots off before we get in. Well, you have boots. I have my bare I'll just hose you down. Yeah. Okay. Well, that was we've got Acres and Acres worms. If you would like to take some worms off our hands, give us a call. Two zero four two six nine eight six three six. That's the worm line. We are giving away worms for the next three minutes. Please take them. We're we're mired in the mud. We're mired in yeah. We we need these worms gone. Yeah. So, if you got a garden, if you want an uncle friend, yeah, worms are perfect for that. So, we'll mail you some worms. Yeah. Send send us a a self addressed stamped Yeah. Large box. Yeah. Large box preferably so we can fit a lot of worms in there. Yeah. Because we're gonna we're also gonna send that cash on delivery. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be pricey. Can you send worms through the mail? I'm sure. And you you can get like a Is that kosher? And then you can let oh, I don't know about kosher. But I like, you can order, like, bugs in the mail. I guess so. Yeah. Not that I've ever looked, but I Well, I know people, like, buy ladybugs for, like, kind of pest control Right. In, Like a greenhouse kind of situation. So or like a praying mantises and things like that. Okay. So we should get into the online worm retail But those are insects. No worms. Worms are What what what are worms? Oh, this is an existential What the worm? What the What what is worm? What is worm? I don't know. If I ever get on Jeopardy, I'm gonna try to sneak that in. What is worm? What is worm? Well It's fun to say. Yeah. It is fun to say. We've got we've we've uncovered some big questions tonight. Yeah. Speaking of things that are fun fun to look at Oh. The International Feel holographic sticker. Yeah. Limited edition. Fresh this year. Limited to ten thousand. Yeah. Limited edition, but we're overflowing in them. So give us a call or contact us. We'll send them your We'll we'll we'll run them over to your your house or domicile Deliver them by worm. Yeah. Yeah. What You better believe there's gonna be lots of worms with these. They're very clean, though. We've got They Keep them separated. We'll keep They they carry a little backpack. The the stickers are in a covered baggie, so the worms aren't touching them. Mhmm. It's like delivery. It's it's all good. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, we should probably get out of here. Thanks for listening. We got a couple more minutes. We could probably sign off with something. So it's been fun. International Feel will be back next week, Wednesdays from nine to ten, one one point five, umfm, umfm dot com, internationalfield dot org. It's past episodes. Check those out. We should get a bunch more places syndicating us so we can Oh, yeah. Do a list of like We gotta have a long list of yeah. Where we're it's like tour dates and stuff. It's like we're we're playing here and here. Yeah. We're doing this public radio and that public radio. Anyways, yeah. Yeah. Anything else? No. That that's it for me. That's it? Okay. Well, see you next week.
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