Episode Transcript Welcome to International Feel. On one one point five UMFM. U m f m dot com or international feel dot org. Yes. We're coming fresh off of PledgeRama twenty twenty six. It was a smashing success. Super. Resounding. So thank you to the radio community and everyone who took part in that. We can't do it without you. And And those who were thinking about it and maybe missed out, you can donate all year round, but we do this again next year. So Yep. There's plenty of times to Not as many as incentives, but Oh. Yeah. We appreciate it nonetheless. Yeah. We we can't promise that there'll be any leftover Yeah. Limited edition international feel holographic stickers. Oh, those stickers Those are nice. Those we've we've gotten good feedback about those. Feedback ranging from they're amazing to this is life changing. To There was a one that was like, ah, this is blinding. Yeah. I I think someone got blinded by it. But that was a a rare case. 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We were gonna go to tracks. Yeah. So I think we still have time. International Feel, we we thought, you know, a racehorse might be a good thing to own. So we're we're hanging out at the, you know, the racetrack today. Maybe we're gonna we're gonna check out some horses. We're gonna, you know Yeah. We heard it was a good investment. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna buy a horse, you need a name. Yeah. And yeah. So we're thinking of some good some good racehorse names. So please call in. Yeah. Yeah. If you have a good racehorse name, give us a call on the racehorse line two zero four two six nine eight six three six. So yeah, we're what were we? We were thinking we're tossing around a Mhmm. Yeah. You you had one that, had me in tears. Yeah. There's a We were looking at this good horse. It was like It was a pretty healthy looking horse and I thought it would be a good name, for it would be, oh, wait. What was it? A serious illness. A serious illness. So, yeah, that one that one was good. You guys have any good racehorses? There's the one lost along the way. Oh, lost along the way. Yeah. That's always one. That's a good one. Yeah. Yeah. But So, yeah. Let's check out some horses. Oh. Oh. That one that one looks good. That looks healthy. That one looked like it was trying to take I mean, his hat off his head. Yeah. Well Should feed it a carrot. Yeah. I I think he likes apples. But, nope. Let's try one. Try it again. Okay. Can you take this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I like Yeah. Okay. We should buy this horse. I think maybe The first one we see? Yeah. Well, the first one that takes hat off your head. We we're gonna we wanna buy this horse, but we don't want to exchange money. No. Okay. This is part of the negotiation. So we gotta we maybe we should gamble our way to owning this horse. That might be a good idea. That's the best way. So let's let's check out the the stable. Like free money. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Let's kinda let's strategically like check out the horses. See which one's a winner, and then maybe we can Yeah. We'll do some analysis Yeah. And check out the odds. Yeah. Crunch the numbers and maybe put a few tickets on and maybe change our lives. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I'm For the better. Yeah. For the better. Of course. Well, we don't want to become for the worse. It's really teetering at this moment. I think that's what gambling's on. Okay. And it's gonna be a cliffhanger cliffhanger for the show's sake. It's gonna be entertaining. The teeter is the fun part. The teeter and the the corresponding totter. Yeah. Yeah. This is the fun. This racehorse could ruin us. Oh, yeah. Or make us. Yeah. Or make us. So let's let's pick a good one. Okay. So this one over here, it's named European Supercar. Okay. Mhmm. It looks pretty good. Oh, I like that. We had an episode called that. We did. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. Over here, we've got this lovely chestnut mare named a career newsboy. Oh. Yeah. Also Oh, we all saw that in here. I like the mane on that one. Yeah. No. It's it looks it's got the ribbon. It's got that fun hat. Yeah. The newsboy cap. Yes. The newsboy cap. Did we look that up? That's what it's called. Yeah. That's I think we did. You have to check a previous episode. Yeah. So we've got oh, I'm pulling up the racing form here. Just checking out Pick up the odds and Yeah, so we've got oh, Albert a Clipper's quantum cat. That's a that looks like a that might be a good It says ten to one. Brucy's first born. Brucy's first born. That looks a winner to me. That's that. I like that. That one's thirteen to one. I like that one. Thirteen to one? Yeah. These are these are just coming from Reno. Reno. Coming in straight from the track. Reno, Manitoba. Yeah. They had some bookies out there. Yeah. Not Las Vegas, Las Vegas. Las Vegas. Also, Manitoba. The last turn up in Manitoba. Which the last turn? Yeah. Just take a left and another left and you might find Another horse, Ottomanapita. Ottomanapita. That looks like a winner. Okay. Five to one. Okay. Better odds, but Okay. Yeah, that's a good bet. Spaghetti alternates? Yeah, spaghetti that's the lock? Yeah. Spaghetti alternate? Spaghetti alternate? Yeah. That's I think we I think we put everything we have on that one. On spaghetti alternate? Yeah. Okay. Well, let's well, we're gonna put everything on it. Because I mean if if we lose, then the show's done. The show's done, but if we win, we We could buy a horse. We get a second show. Alright. Yeah. Yeah, let's see that horse again. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I think it's got a good bite. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's got a good trot. Good clump. Yeah. Okay. Okay. We're putting everything on what what was the horse? Spaghetti alternate. Spaghetti alternate. Spaghetti alternate. Yeah. Okay. So we've got If we yeah, if we lose We're putting the show on. We're putting everything online. And now, where's the nearest racetrack? We've got this horse. Alright, let's let's find that out. Maybe we'll play a song and we'll we'll figure it out. We'll cut to some music and we'll find ourselves a racetrack to get this horse. Sounds good. Alright, let's hop on the horse. International Feel. Hop along with us. Yeah. Ride along. And welcome back to International Feel one one point five UMFM. Yeah. It's, it's it's our race race track episode. If you're joining us right now, thank you. And we're in the midst of, buying a racehorse and betting it all on betting it all on the horse. Our horse. Yeah. Our horse spaghetti alternate. We've It looks like a good horse. Yeah. We believe in it so much. We've been brushing it. We've been training. Making shoes off. Getting getting it shooed. Yeah. Shoot hammering it. That's that's me by the way. Yeah. Yeah. The blacksmith. That's that's smithing course came in handy. Yeah. I'm just peening the pins into the shoe. Making sure it fits perfectly. Yeah. I I'm just I do a little fairy fairy or fairy ring fairy ring Oh, yeah. On the side. We should ask ask ask fancy a fairy ing. Spaghetti alternate. How does that shoe fit? Oh. Yeah. Very vocal. It's good. Oh, it's a good fit. Okay. It's like one one for four. Completely under completely understands English too. Oh, yeah. It's a smart horse. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. I think this is a it's a winner. It's, I think we're smart to be putting all our money on this horse. Yeah. We're leveraged, many times over Yeah. I think so. Betting on this horse. I think What could go wrong? What could go wrong? Right? Only good can happen. I mean, gambling on animals? Nothing bad. What what could go wrong? So, yeah. Things are are on the upswing, I think. When or international? When does it race? Yeah. When's this race going on? Oh, we could Do we have to enter it? I suppose. Yeah. Does that work? Yeah. Okay. I think you have to fill out a form online. It's like anything else in this How about we just, We sneak We'll just walk into this track right here with the horse? Try that. Okay. Spaghetti alternate. Line up. I'm looking Okay. And line up the horse with the other horses. Just let it. Yep. Okay. And it's off. And there you go. There we go. Just like that. Yeah. Okay. Wow. But how do we bet on it now? We should have got a jockey. Should we You jump on. Yeah. You jump on the horse. Yeah. Maze? It's a couple laps. I have to catch up to that horse? No. No. No. It's a couple laps. Okay. Jump on the horse. Okay. Let me know when it's coming around. Okay. Just call its name. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti o. Alright. Maze, you you could be a good jockey. You got a good jockey body. You wear that jockey I think I have future time. There's a future in jockeying. Future in I don't think AI is gonna take over jockeying. It's probably Although video, like, isn't there been, like, video horse racing? Yeah. Maybe. Isn't that kinda like AI? It could be the future though. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, maybe maybe I'll quit everything and become a jockey. That's an option. It's an option. There's opportunity all over the world. Yeah. You can go international, you can go to Maybe go yeah. I mean, I hear America looks good. I think I think our horse just gonna jump the track. Yeah. Oh, man. It It's in the parking lot now. It started a fight with a horse and then jumped the track. Horse Hit one of the jockeys. Yeah. And then just like, made a break for it. I think we bought a bad horse. Maybe So before we bet on our horse, maybe I'll yeah. I know. I know. We're we're gonna make it put a plan together. Okay. SpaghettiO. Well, I'll I'll I'm gonna go away. Yeah. I'm gonna become a jockey. You're gonna go to a jockey school? I'm gonna go to jockey school. Okay. And, you know, in about four or five months, I'll come back and then we can bet it all on this horse. Then You'll come back with some skills? And and I'll jockey this horse to a victory. Okay. In the Memphis Derby. Memphis Memphis yeah. Memphis, Manitoba. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I I like that. Okay. So you're gonna take some time off. You're gonna go study the the art Go on to Graceland. Graceland. They've got a good Memphis, Tennessee. They've got a good jockey program in in Graceland. I hear I hear that's where the best train. That's the plan. Okay. So Do you have any parting parting words before this? I'm going to Graceland. Memphis, Tennessee. Okay? And my traveling companies are ghosts and empty empty sockets. I'm looking at ghosts and empties, but I have reason to believe we will all be received in Graceland. And with that, I farewell. Alright. You're gonna hitch up your horse and ride off into the sunset? To become a jockey. We bid you good luck and Farewell. Yeah. We'll see you soon when you're a full fledged jockey. And it's gonna be sad. Certified red seal. Red seal jockey. Yeah. Well, Maze, it's gonna be sad to see you go for a bit, but Going to Graceland. You're going to Graceland to become Memphis, Tennessee. To become Memphis, Tennessee. To become the the rider of Tennessee. Yeah. The the To become a jockey. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's very but if this is, your destiny, it's what you gotta do. I have to for the show. I guess you gotta go and take We just bet all of our life savings and show I know. On a horse. That ran away. It didn't have a jockey. Yeah. That was kind of a a bad idea in hindsight. We need better advisors around here. I know. Legal team has been trying to but I think we've just been locking the motive of the room lately. Somebody needs to rope us in. Yeah. Okay. Well, Maze, maybe we'll They teach that in jockeys. I'll find out. We'll find out. You gotta you gotta bring back the the jockey knowledge when you come back. Yeah. So good luck. Farewell. Bon voyage. Bon voyage. And if you see Spaghetti Alternate, tell them to call home. Yeah. Find the nearest pay phone. Yeah. Use it. So, alright. International Feel. It's been another episode. We've done a lot. We bought a horse. We lost a horse. Maze is going off to jockey school in Memphis, Tennessee. Graceland. Sorry. Graceland. Well, it is you're right. But Well specifically Graceland. Graceland. The Graceland Jockeying Academy. I'm going to Graceland. Okay. So Wow. What a wild ride. Yeah. It's been. Yeah. People don't know that about Elvis. His He was a jockey. Yeah. His Loved horses. His skills. And As a jockey. As like a coach Mhmm. For jockeys and and race horses alike. He he would sit with the race horses and speak. He would speak. Would sing to them. Sing to them. That would He would sing to them. He serenade the horses. Will. Of course, I'm singing with you, mate. Thank very much. Alright. Well, with that, we should all ride off into the sunset. Maze, thank you for spending some time with us. It'll be good when you can rejoin us again. When I return. Okay. Yeah. We'll see you next week. We've got time for maybe one more song. International Feel signing off.
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